Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Fuck Wawa. Seriously — FUCK Wawa.

wawa corporate is the worst person in the worldLooks like Wawa is pulling out of Center City entirely. Less than three months after Wawa closed its Rittenhouse Square Wawa at 20th and Locust, it is closing its psuedo-Rittenhouse Square Wawa at 20th and Chestnut.

The 20th and Chestnut Wawa will shutter on Saturday, May 2, 2008. For no reason whatsoever. The Wawa at 17th and Arch is also closing in May.

Wow, Wawa Corporate — you are some cold-hearted deceitful and downright deathly stupid bitches.

After all, what company doesn't strive to obtain an incredibly desirable and loyal customer base of 100,000 strong conveniently located in a compact 2.5-square-mile downtown… and then screw them entirely all at once???

Howard Stoeckel, Mr. Wawa CEO, pat yourself on the back. You sir have just raised the bar for corporate incompetence/douchebaggery to an entirely new level. Congratulations — you possess the vision and business acumen of a drunken sea otter.

Screw Wawa [ Johnny Goodtimes via ]

Breaking: Rittenhouse Wawa Effs Loyal Customers, Set To Inexplicably Shut Its Doors Forever on February 29th, 2008


Degenerate said...

just don't understand... Why would Wawa pull out of Center City? This makes no sense. Pulling out of Center City, building ENORMOUS Super Wawa's EVERYWHERE... I'm starting to really not like Wawa at all. I don't want to go to 7-11.

Anonymous said...

prolly cause the store was getting rob left and right.. I use to work for wawa and I know they do not own a lot of the stores so if the landlord pulls it least Wawa can't do shit about it!

Anonymous said...

sales, rent, violence, etc.
(just a few reasons)
literally no wawa associates want to work in the city, with good reason.

Anonymous said...

oh, I forgot, wawa doesn't need to risk bodily harm to make money. we don't need center city.